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Whoo. 8 months. A nice term to start my erm, (self-proclaimed?) long awaited blog.

Long time eh?

Dunno how to start, so here goes...

 

I haven't done an entry since september, so this is a long summary of what i've done this past months

 

October

LOL, my peers should know it very well. Prelims, yea thats what i was preparing and doing.

Whew, dat was like my most tiring period in my whole life, till now, dat is, haha.

But, but, but, was it the most tiring?

 

November

Now, dats what I call tiring. O levels. WTF

Had a lot of hopes

Sciences were ok, languages were easy, maths manageable

But here's my point and i'll emphasize it again

I hate humanities

Check it out, nv study for c lit, then i gt mind block in my SSG

Nt vv gd news...

 

December

This part would be short, jus doing what i like to

Play Play Play

 

January

Whee, PAE

Gosh, tot i could slack for the 1st 3 months by ponning 1st day

Guess what?

My OGL came to my house at that very night to pass me the consent form for the OC

and said it was COMPULSORY

Darn, that was taboo to me

In the end?

Cos of that xiaolian OGL, I went to camp

Lucky, that joker Tan Hong Yun was wif me

Thing weren't so bad after all, eh?

 

February

Finally, the big thing

O levels results

Gt stunned by it

C6 for both humanities

From that dae on, i was emphasizing on this point frequently

I HATE HUMANITIES

...find it familiar?

 

March(my arms ache)

Wif resolve, I went into JJC for JAE, which meant i confirm in JJC

lalala

almost everyone asked me y i was still here

looking at their faces when i told them about that thing

I'll rather keep it to myself, for god's sake

zzz

NVM, there were stil rvians there

all was not lost

 

April(im thirsty now)

quie sian month, like a December

listening to what i had learnt

AH BISH

 

May

This is where i dun wan to tok much

cos of a recent incident

dun ask me, it still feels painful

jus noe dat its sumthing nt gd at all

and it affects the whole family...

Will it go away? In the near future perhaps? I hope

 

So, there u go!

Complete summary of my time from my last blog til now!

If circumstances remain constant

I'll be bloggin regularly

Haha

Happy everyone?

Well, I am.

sianzzz...

wad a sianzzz dae...

wan to slp, but cnt slp

wan to plae, but no 1 wan to plae

so?

wad to do??

AH HA!!

got an idea

blog lo...

 

prelim results come back

nt vv gd

jus enuf to get into JJC

quite sad

but i tot, nvm la

stil got o lvls

so?

im planning to go in bal

assignments from monsters in school

note from monster teachs in school

plus monster-like pratice

wahaha

c'mon

im gg IN BAL......

can anyone stop me?

can u?

 

 

oh ya,

from next week onwards,

im gg to put new entries

wad r dey?

Jay Chou's fake lyrics

from 夜的第七章，听妈妈的话，千里之外，退后，菊花台

nice?

den stay tuned!!

??

oops

stay watched!!

???

f la... nvm

jus stay close ok?

wow, todae is a nice dae

and to celebrate it

here's my new BLOG ENTRY!!!!! *clapclap*

 

okok, lets start

hmmmmm......

oh ya

last fridae, sumthing funny happened

its was physics prac

and we had finished and were waiting to b dismissed

we were toking like there was no one in the waiting room( everyone was doing that)

 

jus then

li jiemin shouted, na lai

woot

i looked and saw LIYAN wif his handphone

always liddat one this chee buy

sabo our class

then jiemin wanted to confiscate his hp

but LIYAN being the EGO,

rebutted her and said no

disrespect, man

even me, who always injure ppl cos they cnt beat me in fites, oso nv hit teachers

wad makes him tink he's good?

then the argument continued

even ong chun ling oso joined in

woot

in the end

when jiemin said SOME1 else would take care of this

LIYAN then decided to giv up his hp

hahaha

huo gai

haizzz.....

if onli he could b expelled

There is a saying,

"People make mistakes".

?? Is dat counted as a saying? God noes how many time I've said dat...

Anyway

This incident has got to be a funny one,

cos I onli get scolded for mistakes I made

but hor

this time I got scolded for something i did NOT do... sianzzz

Its like this

 

Mondae

wa lao... vv sian, cos got SSG test

I came to school(feihua) and sat down ( 超 feihua)

den

MR SOH came in wif a pile of practical bks

he took one, came to me and said,

"u better think about ur work, and look at my comments"

I took a look,

ur work is very sloppy, pls do sumthing about it

wa, i was like qing tian pi li

tot my work was lao ya

lucky the ssg test was no kik

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII................................... WAD IS SSG TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................................

home

i wan to study 4 my chem

so i went to clear my bag of ssg material

den i saw the practical book again

but

there was sumthing strange about it......

sumthing bizarre......

even spooky...

??!

 

 

the book was nt mine

it was weijun's practical

虚惊一场， 而且还带来了欢乐

hahaha

felt like LOL, sianzzz

but

how could have MR SOH mistaken weijun for me??

then i rmbed...

he always called me weijun and weijun as junjie

LOL

One dae, when we were celebrating our fren's bdae, he oso invited ppl from other schools

One person caught my eye

After PQ and bball, I nv tot anyone would catch my attention again

But it did

She looked lik wad u would call the girl next door, a bit better in fact

Very cheerful and active

A bit childish at times

Though it was 4 the 1st time

Once i saw her, there was no turning back

But

Looking at myself, head to toe

Would it be possible?......

Mmmmm...... As i m writing this, the weather seems to b vv good

grey clouds, drizzling, occasional light blinding me

wow, makes me think of 七里香

雨下整夜   我的爱溢出就像雨水

院子落叶   跟我的思念厚厚一叠

几句是非   也无法将我的热情冷却

你出现在我诗的每一页。。。。。。

Erhmm... lets come back

 

Wad a dae, teachers dae celebration

tot vv fun, becom siao kao, shout here n there

throat pain

then concert start

concert band 1st

so sian

gt 6 ji ko pei dancing here n dere, laugh lik siao...

den CO's turn, hwaaaa...... sun yan zi leh... dunno wad happen to haiyuan

then hor, skit

dat fat guy surely got 搞笑细胞 lik me, so funny

after dat got teachers dance

wa lao, nv tot faizad can dance one...Mmmm... future is brite

then?

skit again, teachers one

this one more funny, got sae about toilet breaks and water barrel...

haizzz... the onli man who goes to toilet every lesson and comes back wif full water bottle...

jiu shi lim bei lor...... im sian... im sian...

waaa i tell u, the dance society was the most explosive

explode until za bor head hit the ground

dunno hot the gurl is, gei ta yi dian ai the zhi liao... rofl

all over liao, i go plae bball, then vv good

4got i hate wet bball, cos my hand become zou

then i go plae, plae lor... in the end my hand look like jellyfish(bloated)

nv go plae wet bball le... *sobs*

One day

i dunno y

i nearly got into trouble 4 no reason

y?

vv easy

a almost virtual demolishment of my classroom

here's wad happened

fridae

it was a normal dae

having fun as usual

like i'm the boss

then

ray tot he was good

and tried to budge

being the man i m

i retaliated

in the end

i cornered him

and gave him a SMALL collision

!!!

the za bo with the calligraphy brush screamed

i looked up

oopsy

there was no wall!!

well there was

but it was dented inwards

and dats nt all

the whole side of the classroom had cracks in them

wanted to pq in ludi, but dats nt the point

dat brush bitch wanted to repot mi, but i was smarter

germany's captain was pasted onto the major dent

and

everything was solved!!!

HAIZZZZZZZZZZ.....................

no kik la.

 

 

TY =)

Todae, quite sianzzz......

Nothing interesting, jus like everydae......

?

Wait

Ahhhhhh!!!!

There might b sumthin interesting after all...

Hmmm...

But it may b quite subjective

depending on how u look at it.

Let's c... A chio bu as a replacement for Mrs B.Law, who teaches EL? Dat's gd, jus dat she's TEMPORARY

Some more?

Hmm... ponning remedial after remedial and nt getting caught? wow, dat's gd

One more?

okok, last one, stil the same as last time

many many blocks!!!

hee, i like it, do u like it?

Erhmm... welcome to my blog. This is the latest edition of JJ' World News, hosted by JayJay himself!! Clap clap

Now, the news 4 todae...

 

1)Gay spotted in DeltaCharlie, a Damn Fucking Gay in fact

   Dam it man... thought that person was a gay, but at least a good gay, or even mayb fake...

who new he go and call all the da pos in Deltax2 and pester them... Dat's nt all, he stil tell Tender Caring Love dat the boys pester him. Fuck his ass off la, the gay calling the boys gay. Imagine la, a real gay, and a real backstabbing gay... Eat dung man, castrate u

 

2)TCL wants parents to call him

  Gay man... Onli nv do homework wad... liddat oso mus call parents... blow the matter up... He mus b gay, wan parent call him then he shuang. Who does he tink he is la, onli a cheebuy Pupil Welfare Head, zhuai wad... Tok u in bball man

 

3)Blues 4 Zhi as he gets tapa in a week twice by BBT and Ngiam

  Kena got shocked sia... 1st time in 2 years this phenomenon happen... This thing wil nv happen is he was at his peak lor... haha zhi lao le

Btw, i oso block him!! He wENt 4 layup, i got ball on my hands, i throw and it hit his ball!!!!

                                        B        A        L        L        B        L        O        C        K!!!

Not good, not good, not good at all......

 

(1)

Y choose this time, zidane??

Erhmm...

Italy won the WC on penalties in a match which was highlighted by Zinedine Zidane's headbutt on Marco Materazzi.

damn......

France shld have won. y? y didi zidane do dat? wtf. one head caused it all. the downfall.

wished i could behead him......

 

(2)

Zhi mus b traumatised ...

Erhmm again...

A car accident involving a 4B boy happened on Tuesday, 17th July.

Horrible. i saw him when he was bandaged, so it was ok. poor sz. he saw the whole thing, and nearly became the 'male lead'.

 

(3)

F**k man...

JayJay has not recorded any blocks since 16th July.

dam... mus b dat accident, gimme bad luck

now shoot cannot shoot properly, block oso cannot, even normal bounce oso got problem

die liao

i kena cursed

谁来救我，救救我......